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The Godzilla Thread
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In this thread, I will give spoilery reviews of every single Godzilla movie ever made. I also want to give a heartfelt thanks to Reid for making much of this possible.
Gojira (1954)
Terrific film when watched in its own right. This is my first time watching the original.
As some of you may know, "Gojira" is the Japanese name for Godzilla. The original, unaltered film was not readily available in the States until recently. This is the version free from Raymond Burr and the obvious editing to make it more American. In this film, there is no central hero, as is common with some Japanese stories. The weight of the film is not in the hero vs. villain, but the reaction to a tragedy.
This was originally intended as a stand-alone film, as monster films were not a full fledged genre at the time. Gojirah was believed, but not explicitly stated, as being either created or awakened by use of The Bomb. Many tragic elements were cut from the American release, such as comparing Godzilla's destruction to that of Nagasaki, because there was fear an Anti-American statement would be made. Another emphasis was the large loss of life Godzilla was bringing about in his rampages. In later films, the huge destruction showed very little effect on humans (maybe they had Godzilla-drills so they would be prepared). But this one shows two girls and their mother huddled in a corner, with the mother holding them tight saying "We will be reunited with father again..."
Unfortunately, most other 'Zilla films don't have the depth that this one has (a love triangle, an emphasis on science and not military, only one real action scene, and the defeat of the creature in its own lair rather than a huge battle). It is in many ways still one of the truly great monster films, as there are ethical questions dealt with by the main characters throughout the story.
Another fun little fact I found out. Many of the buildings depicted as being destroyed in the film were real Japanese landmarks... including a premiere movie theater that the film wound up being show in.
Imagine seeing a movie where the theater you're sitting in is destroyed onscreen...
Awesome = Akihiko Hirata
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Firsts
Lasts
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Onlys
with appropriate info for each film
Firsts:
-appearance of Godzilla
-appearance of Akihiko Hirata (as Dr. "Eyepatch" Serizawa)
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/gojira/
Finally, this film sits at 93% at RottenTomatoes.com. So it's worth a look even if you aren't into guys in giant rubber suits.
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Godzilla: King Of The Monsters (1956)
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Entertaining, but nowhere near as serious or thought-provoking as the original. The anti-war and nuclear message were trimmed way down, and the result is a different feeling movie.
This film runs 80 minutes, while the original was nearly 100 minutes. Plus, many scenes were trimmed or eliminated, making way for Raymond Burr's constant voice overs and pipe smoking. Burr plays Steve Martin (20 years before the comic actor came along), and American reporter en route to Cairo, but lays over in Japan for a few days. This of course just happens to be the time that Godzilla attacks. He sometimes interacts with the characters from the original, but they're scenes that are obviously heavily edited, or utilize stand-ins from a back view to hide the face in the shot.
As a result of the editing, much of the characteristics of the main players are reduced. Emiko and Dr. Serizawa's arranged marriage is almost a footnote. Emiko in this version tries to tell Serizawa (or as I called him, Dr. Eyepatch) but he keeps cutting her off and going on to something else. In the original, Dr. Eyepatch was able to see that Emiko was in love with another, and knew that the breakoff of the engagement was only a matter of time. He loves her, but is totally devoted to his science. She respects him greatly, but loves him more like a brother.
The American film also begins immediately following Godzilla's rampage, something that doesn't happen until over an hour into the original. The majority of the rest of the story is told in flashback by Martin.
The resolution is the same. Dr. Eyepatch's "Oxygen Destroyer" was created in secrecy, and is used to literally dissolve the flesh from Godzilla's bones. But in the American version, the heroes try to reel him back up, but find only a ripped cord. Dr. Eyepatch's self sacrifice saves the country. Burr closes out the film by saying "The menace was gone, so was a great man. But the whole world could wake up and live again."
In the Japanese film, Serizawa realizes the dangers of the Oxygen Destroyer. And knows as long as he is alive, its secrets could fall into the wrong hands. "Humans are weak animals. Even if I burn my notes, the secret will still be in my head. Until I die, how can I be sure I won't be forced by someone to make the device again?" After all, it was mankind's fascination with war and The Bomb that brought about Godzilla, and now nature was paying them back. So he decides before going in that he would die after unleashing the Oxygen Destroyer on Godzilla. His final words are to Emiko and her love, Ogata. He says "Farewell, and be happy together...".
The film's other scientist, Dr. Yemane, closes out the original by saying "I cannot believe that Godzilla was the only surviving member of its species. If we keep on conducting nuclear tests, it's possible that another Godzilla might appear somewhere in the world, again." This didn't seem to be a foreshadow to a sequel as much as it was the heart of the message.
"Perry, I think you're a little out of your league here..."
So in short, it is an entertaining film in the "giant monster suit" sense. But it doesn't hold a candle to the original in terms of character and quality.
Firsts
-Godzilla film released in the States
-appearance of Steve Martin
Lasts
-appearance of Steve Martin for 30 years
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Godzilla Raids Again (1955)
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Inferior sequel in just about every way, shape, and form. About the only cool thing about this was the Dr. Yamane cameo. They explain that another Godzilla lives on an obscure "Odo Island". He is first seen by a pair of downed Japanese pilots that scout fish for a fishing company. The two see Godzilla and Anguiras plunge into the sea and fly off to Japan to warn the others.
Big G and Anguiras fight in Osaka. The fights are damn near comical because, unlike the previous film, the fight scenes are not slowed down to make the monsters appear huge. They are in fast motion, giving a "Benny Hill" feel to the fight. This might have been do to the fact that the movie was written, produced, and filmed within six months of the original. The rush to produce really shows.
'Zilla beats Anguiras, then swims off to another snowy island. The Japanese Air Corps then shoots missiles at the mountains to encase Big G in ice.
On a scale of 1 to 10, this one gets about a 4, because it is nowhere near the original. It looks campy, which separates it from the original. The original Gojira is truly a great piece of film making. This was just an attempt to cash in on the aura.
Firsts:
-film not directed by Ishiro Honda
-film to not feature Akihiko Hirata
-appearance of Anguiras, as well as the first time Godzilla fights another monster
Lasts:
-Black & White Godzilla film
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Gigantis The Fire Monster (1959)
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Gigantis, The Fire Monster (1959)
The American version of "Godzilla Raids Again"
I can only assume that the name "Gigantis" was used because Americans wouldn't buy another creature by the same name "Godzilla". Again, this is inferior, but the editing is understandable given the audience.
Again, there are a lot of narrations. This time done by the character Tsukioka. A lot of explaining is done that fishing is a big job in Japan, and that pilots are used frequently to scout for fish. This is not explained in the original, for obvious reasons.
The narrations throughout the film aren't nearly as distracting as they are Raymond Burr's in the 1956 American Godzilla. They do summarize the movie well for an American audience. The rest of the film unfolds much the same, minus a few changes in dialog.
This one also scores about a 4. Just not a very good film, even by monster schlock standards. The only decent part about the production of this one is the voice acting fits pretty well. The voice actors faked Japanese accents, which adds to the illusion.
Last:
-Film to heavily use voiceovers to tell the story
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King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)
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Nowhere near as entertaining as the title would suggest. It's unfortunate, though part of the blame probably falls on the fact that there are two different versions. The American version is heavily edited.
This version has "Eric Carter, your UN news reporter", who looks like younger, more handsome Bill O'Reilly. The summaries of the stories are told by Carter, and two UN correspondents. Godzilla is awakened by the crash of a submarine in a glacier field. No connection is given between this and "Godzilla Raids Again", as Big G was encased in snow and ice at the close of that film.
Anyhoo, 'Zilla starts heading for Japan. Meanwhile three dunderheaded reporters head to Ferro Island, where a god is worshipped by the local natives. The god is of course Kong, who is somehow alive and about ten times larger than he was in the original King Kong. Kong fights an overgrown octopus, then drinks some "berry juice" and falls asleep. Must be some potent brew. While Kong is asleep, he's tied up to a raft and shipped back to Japan where he can pose as a mascot for an agency. Kong wakes up, swims off, and eventually confronts Godzilla.
The end result is one of the more anticlimactic fights in monster movie history. Godzilla flaps his arms... Kong beats his chest.... Godzilla flaps his arms... Kong throws a rock.... Godzilla flaps his arms and breaths fire.... Kong wrestles with Godzilla.... Godzilla throws him back and then flaps his arms.... Kong gets struck by lightning.... Godzilla flaps his arms....
Between all this stone throwing and arm flapping, the two fall into the water... but only Kong comes to the surface and swims off. Roll credits.
"Hey, it even comes with little doll chairs!"
Apparently the original Japanese film was meant to be a straight up satirical comedy on advertising and marketing. The man who wanted the film in America wanted a climactic sci-fi battle. So he edited a film meant to be a comedy into a more serious film. Of course, some of the actors look like they are trying to be funny, especially Mr. Tako who lays claim on Kong for Pacific Pharmaceuticals. This of course adds to the campy feel of a film that is otherwise an attempt at sci-fi elsewhere.
I give this a 3 out of 10 because of how disappointing it was given the two characters involved.
As far as the Japanese version goes, it is only slightly more entertaining. Still nothing to write home about. The main differences are the quick advertising gags for fake products, and the constant gag of Pacific Pharmaceuticals saying "King Kong is our sponsor" to get anything they want.
So it comes down to the American version (comedy re-edited to be more serious) which became a movie that didn't know if it was serious or not, or the Japanese version which was a comedy and never meant to be taken seriously in the first place. Neither is a great option, but the Japanese version is only slightly more watchable due to it being a comedy from the getgo.
Firsts:
-color Godzilla film
-Godzilla is not top billing
-Godzilla's first loss to another monster
-Film to be made as a straight up comedy
Last:
-Film to feature American shot footage (for 22 years anyway)
Akihiko Hirata Role:
Dr. Shegizawa (NOT Dr. "Eyepatch" Serizawa)
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Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
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Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
TONS better. King Kong vs. Godzilla is all around a pretty bad movie because it was a comedy re-edited to be more sci-fi.
Many monster films have bad scripts with lousy acting/dubbing, and effects that were bad even in their time. That is not the case with this film. This actually has a pretty good script, and the effects only look dated now. I think it is very comparable to the modern Kaiju films from the 90s and 2000s. One of the constant things about 'zilla films is Godzilla himself usually waits until at least 30 minutes or so into the picture before actually showing up. This one is no exception, and it's more like halfway through the picture before he makes his first appearance. But since the movie concentrates on the giant Mothra egg, there is a strong plot device to keep us interested.
The main part of the first act is the appearance of a giant egg after a hurricane. This is of course a Mothra egg, and Mothra (being, you know, a moth) doesn't live very long. This egg is to be its replacement. The natives of the now obligatory nearby primitive island demand that the egg be returned. Greedy marketers want to use the egg to make money (one of the few similarities from the previous film that stays and actually works is human greed causing conflicts) and try to keep it in Japan.
Cue Godzilla, who had been swept up in the hurricane and was buried amongst a bunch of other ships and debris. He climbs out of the ground and starts wreaking havoc.
I think you can guess the rest of the movie from here. Mothra comes in to save the day, and the last quarter of the movie is a big fight. However, unlike KKvG this is a well planned out and directed fight. No arm flapping.
Another thing I've noticed is Toho reuses a lot of the same actors, but has them in different roles. Maybe it's just a custom they have or had in those days. But Westerners like us would expect the same actors to be playing the same characters in what would essentially be a sequel. For instance, the same actor who played Ogata in the original Gojira plays a reporter in this one. The same actor from KKvG is in this one, playing a different part.
In closing, this movie is a solid 8 or 8.5 on the Giant Monster scale. It's entertaining, and is mainly only campy now due to being 45 years old rather than bad film making.
"I told you G, you gotta pace yourself with that Southern Comfort stuff..."
Firsts
-Meeting of Mothra & Godzilla
-Death of Mothra
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Re: Gojirah (1954)
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Ghidorah, The Three Headed Monster (1964)
I would say overall Mothra vs. Godzilla is a better film. This one has its moments, but the campiness that wound up plagueing the franchise starts to show here. Yes it's funny, but that winds up making it more funny than entertaining. Much of the same cast is used from MvG, once again playing different parts.
This movie centers around a meteor crashing to Earth in the opening minutes, carrying Ghidorah (or Ghidrah in the original American release). As usual Godzilla doesn't show up unti 30-40 minutes into the film, after Mothra and Rodan. There is also a subplot involving the assassination of a Martian princess. I think the writers were trying to put in new environments rather than just "Giant Monster crawls out of the sea".
This movie is also Godzilla's face turn. Godzilla and Rodan are fighting each other while Ghidorah wreaks havoc on Tokyo. Mothra (or Larvra since it's still a Caterpillar), being good from the start, runs in on the Godzilla/Rodan fight and cuts a promo saying that they should all team up against Ghidorah. They refuse and Mothra goes off by herself to fight Ghidorah. Of course, Mothra gets her ass handed to her, but 'Zilla and Rodan run in to save her. Big fight ensues, with Ghidorah eventually flying off with his tails between his legs.
I'd give this one about a 6. It's entertaining, but the campiness detracts from it.
The original Japanes title of Ghidorah was "Three Giant Monsters: The Great Battle". I may not even watch the Japanese version. According to the commentary, even the Japanese director Ishiro Honda was said to prefer the American version. Whatever edits made weren't siginificant to the plot, so it sounds like it would largely be the same movie.
Firsts
-Appearance of King Ghidorah (though not called "King" at this point)
-Godzilla acting as a savior rather than villain.
-Godzilla teaming with other monsters
-Appearance of Rodan in a Godzilla film
-First of many films to have alien characters
-Godzilla's name is not in the title
Akihiko Hirata Role:
Chief Okita
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Invasion Of Astro-Monster (1965)
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Another in the "entertaining, but campy" group, which will probably be the largest group by the time this is over. This one was originally known as "The Great Monster War" in Japan, and "Monster Zero" in the states. "Invasion of Astro-Monster" is the UK title that was adopted as the name in recent redistribution.
One of the things I liked about this film was its clear intention for an international audience. It is one of the few films to star an American actor (Nick Adams at his most Lloyd Bridgesiest). Adams speaks english, while all the other stars speak Japanese. He is dubbed into Japanese in the original version, but the American version has the original tracks of his voice with dubbing for all other characters.
The plot revolves around a hidden planet behind Jupiter called "Planet X". When investigating this planet, two astronauts (Adams' character Glenn, and the Japanese lead, Fuji) find an underground alien base that has been terrorized by a monster referred to as "Monster Zero". Glenn and Fuji instantly recognize the monster as King Ghidorah, but never question how he got to another planet in the first place. The leader, or "Controller", of Planet X pleads with them to allow them use of Godzilla and Rodan to fight Ghidorah and free their world. In exchange they offer plans for a "super drug" that can cure all disease.
Naturally, the humans agree to this, and just about any sci-fi fan can figure out what happens next. The Planet X inhabitants want to conquer Earth, and now have been given two additional monsters to do so with.
Would you hand over your giant monsters to these men?
Fortunately, the geeky boyfriend Dr. Tetsuo, has a sonic device that disrupts the use of Planet X's devices. Earth quickly duplicates teh sound and causes Planet X's ships to crash and their control of the monsters to be lost. A fight breaks out between Rodan, Godzilla, and King Ghidorah which ends in Ghidorah one again flying off.
Godzilla himself is only a small part of this movie, once again appearing about halfway through. He is onscreen probably less than ten minutes. This is OK though because the title of the movie is "Invasion of Astro Monster" or "Monster Zeo", not "Godzilla vs. Astro Monster" or whatever. Planet X and Ghidorah are the main villains of the story. Still, Big G does have some comedic moments, including using boxing techniques on Ghidorah (complete with footwork), and sitting looking bored out of his mind while under alien control
I'd place this about the same as "Ghidorah, The Three Headed Monster". Probably around a 6. The addition of the American actor was pretty cool for an international feel. Sadly, Nick Adams never lived to see the film released in the States, as he died a year or two later of a drug overdose.
Firsts
-attempt at an international feeling film
-direct interaction between humans and an extraterrestrial race
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-Japanese Godzilla film to star an American actor
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Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster (1966)
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Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster (1966)
Bad.
First off, I cheated on this one and watched the Mystery Science Theater episode that featured this. Though that really doesn't change this from being a bad movie.
This film was not directed by Ishiro Honda, so I think that is one of the main reasons why it's so bad. Also, gone are the aliens, extraterrestrial monsters, clever scientists, anti nuclear themes, decent scripts, or any of the other stuff that made even campy Godzilla movies enjoyable.
The film opened with an attack on a boat that allegedly caused the disappearance of a brother of one of the main characters. Thus, he and his two bungling buddies decide to steal a boat so they can find his missing brother. They decide to do this after Epic Failing at a dance club. Of course I'm not joking.
Our trio of knuckleheads find a boat that happens to be occupied, and are held at gunpoint by the "owner", who then politely offers to let them stay the night. When morning comes, the boat is at sea and they are hearing reports of a bank robbery and boat disappearance. Before long a storm sets in, and the boat is destroyed, washing our wannabe rescuers to the obligatory uncharted nearby monster-infested island. This island however, has some secret terrorist organization that kidnaps natives and forces them to help build their nuclear reactors. A nearby giant crab keeps people from escaping, and the terrorists use some sort of Giant Crab Repellent to keep the monster at bay. I'm still not joking, why do you ask?
Anyways, Godzilla is found napping in a cave. After figuring out several times that the boat "owner" was really the bank robber, one of them decides that waking up Godzilla would be a good idea. They utilize a lightning storm to wake up Godzilla, likely pissing him off since who would want to be woken up by a 1.21 gigawatt electric shock? Godzilla and The Sea Monster (known as Ebirah in the Japanese version) fight to standstill.
Meanwhile, the brother with the lost brother winds up on a nearby island where Mothra resides, and she's also sleeping. One of Godzilla's ensuing rampages (triggered by attacks from jets and a giant bird) sets off a chain reaction that results in a nuclear reactor going critical. Fortunately, Mothra wakes up just in time to fly in and grab all the people before the explosion.
Truly a bad film in just about every sense. I'd give this a 1, but the whole giant crab thing made me chuckle, especially when Godzilla uses his fire breath and turns the crab red. So it gets a 2.
Firsts
-Jun Fukuda directing
-appearance of Ebirah the giant crab
-monster Godzilla fights has no truly explained origin
Akihiko Hirata role:
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Son Of Godzilla (1967)
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Son Of Godzilla (1967)
The second film done by Jun Fukuda. The first being
Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster
, so you can see where this one will be headed.
Once again, a similar cast is used from the (much better) Ishiro Honda films, including Akihiko Hirata (Dr. "Eyepatch" Serizawa in the original
Gojira
, Detective Okita in
Ghidora The Three Headed Monster
among others), Akira Kuto (dorky scientist Tetsuo Teri in
Invasion Of Astro Monster
), and Akira Takarada (Ogata in the original
Gojira
, Fuji in
Invasion Of Astro Monster
among others). Sadly, the cast from the much better movies does not equate to this being a much better movie.
This one takes place on Sollgel Island, which is likely different that the "Devil's Island" inhabited by terrorists, Godzilla, and a giant crab in the last film. On this island, several scientists are trying to perfect a weather device. Once apparently unsuccessful attempt resulted in the creation of giant praying mantises. There are several Zorak jokes that can be made here
But I think I'll just keep going.....
Anyway, Godzilla makes a cameo in the opening segments just long enough to walk into the camera and the title screen. Nosy reporter Goro Maki (Kuto) shows up via parachuting onto the island. After learning what is going on, he sees a hot chick swimming in a nearby river. Nobody believes him and the experiments continue.
The next experiment goes awry when some interference causes a weather balloon to explode, causing a heatwave that lasts for days. This also brings out three more mantises that find a nearby egg. The egg, as anybody who read the title of the film could guess, is the son of Godzilla. Now keep in mind, Godzilla himself is nowhere to be found. So not only is Godzilla responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands, if not millions of innocent people, he's also a deadbeat dad.
Anyways, the egg hatches and Godzilla Jr. crawls around, unable to walk. The mantises eye him hungrily for a while until Big G makes his grand entrance 30 minutes into the film. He hands two of the mantises their asses and the third one flies off.
Before long, Junior is walking normally and being instructed on the finer talents of being a monster by his dad. These of course consist of roaring and belching fire. Junior can't do it at first, and Daddy G has to stomp on his tail to get him to do it. Unfortunately, Junior can't replicate the process later when the escaped mantis returns. The noises from that fight awake the sleeping Spyga, a giant spider.
While Godzilla sleeps (again with the deadbeat dad), Junior runs for his life from Spyga and the Mantis (which sounds like a great band name by the way). Godzilla wakes up and lumbers into battle against them. Meanwhile the humans unleash their weather controller again, this time to freeze the island. Sypga beats the mantis, but before he can chow down on Junior, Godzilla manages to beat him just about the time the snow starts to fall. Ah the irony.
The scientists and the hot chick raft away to safety and get picked up by a submarine. Godzilla and son slowly freeze in each other's arms as the film closes. But don't worry, they're only hibernating.
I can't give this one more than a 2. The plot was only slightly better, but it's still bad effects and the corny segments of 'Zilla training junior results in more headshakes than laughter. It's kind of sad to see the awesome Akihiko Hirata in such crappers as these last two films.
Firsts
-appearances of Minya/Minilla, Kumonga /Spyga(Spider), Kamacuras (Giant Mantis)
-Godzilla appears in the opening credits
Akihiko Hirata role:
Dr. Hujisaki
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Destroy All Monsters (1967)
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Quite anticlimactic in its conclusion, but the concept and execution is still tons better than "Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster". Probably due to this one being back in the hands of Ishiro Honda.
The lineup for this film is 11 monsters strong.
Godzilla
Minilla (Godzilla's son - Who still hasn't grown up)
Mothra
Rodan
Manda
Kumonga (Giant spider from Son Of Godzilla)
Baragon
Aguiras
Gorosaurus
Varan
and finally King Ghidorah
The film is set in 1999, which continuity-wise places it well after the "classic" (or Showa) series of movies. Earth has a base on the Moon. The plot is similar to "Invasion Of Astro Monster" in that aliens try to take over Earth. But this time the aliens are women looking more like they came from a RenFair then a planet from the 60s. Plus they use mind control on humans, not just the monsters. Plus they have liberal amounts of knockout gas and flying saucers at their disposal.
One of the big differences right off the bat between this and other 'Zilla films is that Goldzilla actually appears in the opening minutes! It is explained that one of the islands has been converted into a Jurassic Park like place for monsters to dwell safely away from humans. Magnetic walls and gas keep the monsters from venturing too far away from "Monsterland".
Of course, nothing can last like that for long in the world of giant monsters. The place is gassed out by a race of aliens called the "Kylax" (sp?), and soon all of its workers as well as the monsters are under mind control. Soon Godzilla attacks New York, Rodan attacks Moscow, Mothra attacks Beijing, and Gorosaurus attacks Paris.
Soon, Earth learns that the mind control methods come from the base on the Moon. The main characters (lead by the actor who played the dorky scientist boyfriend in "Astro Monster") infiltrate the Moon and destroy the device supplying power to the mind control. This causes the Moonbase to explode, and control of the monsters is somehow taken over by Earth (never mind the details). King Ghidorah arrives, and it's a 10 on 1 smackdown.
After royally prison raping Ghidorah, the heroic monsters celebrate over the body until a "fire dragon" appears out of the sky. It't the aliens final weapon!
Fortunately, Earth still has the moon rocket. One air chase later, and it's revealed that the "fire dragon" is nothing more than a flying saucer. They shoot it down, and the monsters all travel happily (?) back to Monsterland. Roll credits.
Given the cast of monsters in this film, I can't help but be disappointed by it. 10 on 1 is hardly a fair fight no matter how powerful the adversary is. Especially given that Godzilla and Rodan beat Ghidorah a few movies ago. Why is there suspense in adding eight more to the good guy side?
The suits also looked inferior compared to previous movies, but given the budget limitations for the time, I guess this is to be expected.
I can't really give this one more than a 5. It's quite campy, which wouldn't bother me if it came to an adequate conclusion. Since it does not, I can't see it earning a rating higher than that.
Firsts
-film to star more than three headlining monsters
-Monster Island (referred here as "Monsterland")
Only
-film set in the future (for its time)
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All Monsters Attack (1969)
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All Monsters Attack (1969)
This was originally released as "Godzilla, Minilla, Gabara: All Monsters Attack" in Japan, but was dubbed into English and released stateside in 1971 as "Godzilla's Revenge". It's quite a misleading title, since Godzilla isn't even the main character, and exists only in the imagination of a kid. Thus he really isn't seeking revenge on anything. But alas that's the least of this movie's problems.
My hopes were raised a bit seeing that this film was directed by Ishiro Honda, which if you've been reading all these you would know he is responsible for the "good" Godzilla movies. However, much of this movie is just recycled footage from the recent Jun Fukuda crapfests "Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster" and "Son Of Godzilla". Another big difference is the change in the music style. Gone are the haunting orchestral marches or the familiar Godzilla main theme. They are replaced with a modern (for its time) jazzy group that sounds more like something out of the 50s Chuck Jones Tom & Jerry episodes.
But enough about that, onto the plot...
Ichiro is a young imaginative boy with a silly hat and very short pants. He's bullied by a group of kids led by Gabera. He tends to daydream about visiting Monster Island and meeting Minya (previously known as Minilla aka Mini Godzilla), the son of Godzilla. He does this because his parents are always busy and never home.
When in his make believe world, Ichiro talks to Minya, who speaks English and sounds eerily similar to Goofy. Minya also has a "bully monster" named Gabera that beats him up. Minya doesn't like to run because he knows Godzilla will think of him as a coward. Yes, that's right. Godzilla, the hero to all kids, throws his son into fights with monsters twice his size because he doesn't want him to be a coward. I guess that which doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Or cripples you.
Anyway, when in the real world, Ichiro crosses paths with some bankrobbers. You can tell they're bad guys because they wear sunglasses indoors. They kidnap the kid and tie him up. While being held prisoner, Ichiro imagines back into Monster Island where he helps Minya topple Gabera. He uses this as inspiration to break free and run from the robbers throughout their hideout. He eventually makes it out just as the police arrive.
The next day, Ichiro once again is bullied by the real Gabera. But this time he stands up to him and knocks him down. Remember kids, always solve your problems with violence.
The final scenes involve all the kids becoming friends after causing a painter to fall off his ladder into his own paint. Remember kids, always take delight in the mistreatment of others.
Sarcasm aside, this movie was clearly geared towards kids, so I can't grade it in the same light as the other movies. Not even the Jun Fukuda ones. Many kids could relate to the imaginative Ichiro, sans the short pants part. So I give it a 3 due to it just not being in the same "serious" league as the other films.
Firsts
-Godzilla film to have a boy with short pants
-film to recycle footage from past Godzilla movies (
Godzilla Raids Again
doesn't count because it's a flashback)
-No orchestral score
Onlys
-movie where Godzilla doesn't do anything in the "real world"
-Minilla speaks English
-appearance of Gabera
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Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster (1971)
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Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster (1971)
This one is so bad that even Jun Fukuda didn't do it. It's actually quite the disappointment that this never made it to Mystery Science Theater because it is ripe for the pickings.
Hedorah is a creature that started life like a tadpole, but can combine with other creatures like it. It also feeds off pollution and grows. So several tiny Hedorahs can combine to make one larger creature. Add that with the ability to feed off pollution and you have something that can become quite large quite quickly.
You wouldn't think that a 300 foot tall pile of crap would be any sort of challenge. But when you factor in that Hedorah can swim, fly, emit sulfuric acid, fly through objects, and fire a energy beam out of his eye, and you have one formidable pile of.... well, crap.
So anyway, this pile of crap is crapping all over the place gobbling up pollution and killing thousands of people. Interspersed with all of this is scenes of disco dancing, people with fish heads, and cartoons with anti-Hedorah and pollution messages. Once scientist figures it out how to beat it, and the obligatory annoying kid with short pants keeps saying Godzilla will save the day because Godzilla hates pollution. Why a critter created by the A-Bomb would be so hellbent against pollution is beyond me.
With the news of Hedorah spreading, a bunch of yewts decide to throw a party on top of Mt. Fuji, which looks strangely like a prairie farm. Hedorah heads right over there (or is it hedorahs out there) because I guess pollution monsters like to party too where there is no pollution. Godzilla shows up on this prairie farm on top of Mt Fuji where there is no snow as well and the two slug it out. Rather than try to describe it, I'll just let these clip do the talking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGFCQ-aEz-U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybzMSUXpvyg
The only thing missing from these clips is Godzilla pulling two giant white balls out of Hedorah's carcass. Of course I'm not kidding.
This one for a production standpoint earned a scrawny 1. But from a schlock and unintentional humor standpoint it gets a 6 or 7. According to Wikipedia, producer Tomoyuki Tanaka hated this film so much he told director Yoshimitsu Banno that he will never direct another Godzilla film.
For the record, Tanaka is dead and Banno is set to direct an American Godzilla production,
Godzilla 3D To The Max
, next year.
Onlys
-film directed by Yoshimitsu Banno
-Godzilla flies
-film opens with a musical number similar to a Bond film
-animated segments
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Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972)
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Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972)
Another directed by Jun Fukuda, which isn't much of an improvement. This is another in the large plate of films that gave Godzilla the goofy camp reputation. Just not a very good film, but watchable if you like the stupid camp entries.
Struggling anime artist (and nehru jacket afficiando) Gengo is hired by a theme park administration to do artwork for them. The theme park's main attraction is a "Godzilla Tower".
For some reason, the boss of the place looks like he's 12, and is very trusting with his secrets to the new guy. All of the park workers wear jumpsuits with matching ascots. By now, this is a universal sign of evil in a Godzilla film.
Things soon go awry when Gengo comes across a mysterious tape reel dropped by a woman. He is actually stuck up for it, thinking a gun is at his back. It turns out to be a corn on the cob, and the would be thief is actually a somewhat bungling overweight hippie with a big appetite. He supplies the comic relief throughout the rest of the film.
It turns out that the mysterious woman's brother disappeared, and was last seen around the park. She believes that the tape has something to do with it.
Anyways, our merry band of misfits, sans the usual annoying-kid-in-short-pants are able to play the tape. Somehow, presumably miles away, Godzilla and Anguilas hear the tape from Monster Island and realize that the world is in danger. To top it off, Godzilla and Anguilas talk in English to each other. A first (and hopefully only) in a 'Zilla film. Minya in "All Monster's Attack/Godzilla's Revenge" doesn't count. Anyways, Anguilas goes of to investigate the noise.
Meanwhile, our heroes look into Gengo's bosses at the park, and find out that 12 year old looking guy is dead. So is his teacher, who also seems to work at the theme park. Something fishy is definitely going on at the theme park!
At the park, the evil kid has another tape, which he calls a "tape of peace". The brother is being held captive for whatever reason.
By this time, Anguilas has made it to shore, but walks into an army of tanks and futuristic (for 1972) weapons. One of the highlights of the movie is in this fight. Not because it's cool, but because a lot of the scenes were actually ripped from 1968's "Destroy All Monsters". So Anguilas is walking around in the dark, but the shots of the tanks firing make it look like broad daylight. Perhaps there was just really weird cloud cover...
In short, Anguilas is driven off. That's rarity in a 'Zilla film for a monster to actually retreat from human resistance. Maybe Anguilas just sucks... Or he just wanted to get Godzilla for his return.
Before long, Gengo & Co. shows up to free the brother. They looks like they're going to get captured, but then the girlfriend shows up (wearing the same outfit as the beginning of the movie, but nobody in this movie ever seems to ever change clothes) and kicks some butt so they can escape.
Godzilla and Anguilas are treading water en route to Japan, and talk some more in Enlgish.
By this time, one of, if not
the
tape has been played, summoning King Ghidorah and the debuting Gigan, who start wreaking havoc. Again, some fo the footage is ripped from an earlier 'Zilla film, so there's the night/day clash again.
Big G and Anguilas show up for the inevitable tag match. It also turns out that the villains, now revealed to be an alien race trying to destroy civilization so they can migrate from their planet. Their idea of peace apparently involves wiping out cities that can offer resistance. They've been killing humans and then assuming their bodies.
In short, the tag match lasts most of the rest of the movie, and the aliens take potshots at Godilla from the Godzilla Tower... which is equipped with a huge energy beam. The tower is eventually destroyed and the aliens revert back to their cockroach-like appearances in their deaths. Ghidorah and Gigan retreat back off into space, leaving 'Zilla and Anguilas victorious.
This is another one that scores a big fat 2, and further bastardizes the original concept of Godzilla as an indiscriminate killing machine. Just not very good except for the unintentional humor. It's understandably not a very popular entry in the series.
Firsts
-Appearance of Gigan
Only
-Godzilla speaks any kind of English
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Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973)
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Another laughingly bad film that I used the MST3K version of.
Like
Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster
, this was another film that was not originally meant to be a Godzilla film from the getgo.
Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster
was originally intended to be a King Kong film. For whatever reason, they changed it to a Godzilla film, with 'Zilla basically playing Kong's part... right down to compassion for the female lead...
This one however, was originally intended to introduce Jet Jaguar. Who is Jet Jaguar, you say? Well unless you've seen this movie or played
Godzilla Unleashed
on the Wii, then you probably don't know. Jet Jaguar in real life was the winning entry in a contest put on by Toho for fans to create a new superhero character. The winning prize was a movie starring the creation.
In the movie, Jet Jaguar was a robot creation by all around good guy scientist, Goro. He can fly, change size, and actually talk to giant monsters.
The story opens explaining that nuclear testing is wreaking havoc on the world. It's also worth noting that this is one of the rare films where Godzilla actually appears in the opening credits, along with a cameo by Anguilas. Anyways hardest hit is the undersea nation of Seatopia. Rather than alert the UN or Japan to the problems they are facing, they decide to unleash their god Megalon to get revenge. They reprogram Jet Jaguar to guide Megalon to Japan, since Megalon himself must be bad at directions.
The Japanese military try to combat Megalon, but as usual military force is useless against giant monsters. The fights in this and the previous
Godzilla vs. Gigan
are especially notably because everybody is such bad shots it's unreal. You see shots miss giant monsters by literally hundreds of feet.
The Seatopians capture Goro and his family (including the usual annoying kid in short pants), but Megalon inadvertanly frees them in the fights. Goro uses a pocket transmitter to take control of Jet Jaguar again, and sends him to get Godzilla. Keep in mind that Jet is still the same size as a human at this time.
The Seatopians figure this out, and their Ceaser-looking leader decides to contact outspace and call in Gigan. Think about that for a minute... they can contact Outer Space to call upon monsters, but they don't contact anybody to say "ummm, excuse me... could you please
STOP TESTING YOUR NUKES ON US?!?!?!?
".
Anyhoo... Jet Jaguar finds Godzilla on Monster Island, and the Big G eagerly swims off to help. Jet flies ahead on back.
When JJ arrives, he has somehow gained intelligence on his own and decides to take on Megalon himself, inexplicably growing in size to giant monster proportions. The two fight to a standstill until Gigan does the run-in and the double-teaming starts. JJ is beat down until
HHH
Godzilla makes the save
with a chair
. The match is then turned into a tag bout with JJ and 'Zilla using teamwork to overcome Gigan and Megalon.
Ceaser Seatopian calls off the monsters and the Seatopia ummmm.... does something.... JJ
shakes hands with Godzilla
and returns to normal size. He also apparently relinquishes control back to Goro. Goro, his brother, and the annoying kid in short pants all walk off to the soothing sounds of the Jet Jaguar theme song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cxV8Bf8ND4
Jet Jaguar theme song
I give this one a 1.5. Even
Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster
was more entertaining, albeit unintentionally so.
Only
-Appearance of Jet Jaguar
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Godzill vs. Mechagodzilla
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Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974)
Better than the previous few entries, but that's not saying much. It still makes this Jun Fukuda's best work. When compared to everything since Destroy All Monsters, it's pretty good though.
The venerable Akihiko Hirata once again plays a scientist (remember he was in the original
Gojira
as Dr. "Eyepatch" Serizawa), and his real life good friend Hiroshi Koizumi (whom he starred with in
Mothra vs. Godzilla
and
Ghidorah
) plays a relative.
Hirata's character, Hideto, is an expert on Space Titanium, which is found in a remote cavern. Don't ask me how "Space Titanium" is mined in a cavern on Earth and not from space, as I did not write this movie. He also carries around a two-piece pipe that has magnetic repulsion capabilities.
Anyways, there is a prophecy that says that when a "black mountain appears in the sky" a monster will come and destroy the land. When "the sun rises in the west" two monsters will come and save everybody. The two main character (I forget their names) she a swirl of black clouds that look like a mountain in the sky. That rightfully conclude that this must mean the prophecy is coming true.
Cue Godzilla, who rises up out of a mountain and starts destroying everything. However, if you have been watching 'Zilla films, you'd notice that the distinctive roar of this Godzilla is not there. It's more of a screech. Recurring sidekick Anguiras pops up out of the ground and starts fighting him. This is noticed by one of the character... why would Anguiras fight Godzilla, when the two have basically been friends for so long.
"Godzilla" mops the floor with Anguiras, but is soon confronted by Godzilla... who has the familiar roar. A few fire breath blasts later, and it's revealed that the first Godzilla is a
robot in disguise
. Hideto deduces that Mechagodzilla is made of Space Titanium and is being controlled by a spaceman. He does this without any knowledge of aliens actually being around. Clever guy...
Godzilla and Mechagodzilla fight to a standstill. and Hideto and his family are soon captured. After a few brushes with evil on a cruise, our first hero (from the plane) comes in for the rescue. He has befriended an "Interpol agent" who violates the Godzilla movie code. He's in all black, with sunglasses, and is not a bad guy after all. I kid you not, these guys infiltrate the alien base by calling a password through a solid wall. Keep in mind: These aliens come from outer space (a black hole, they claim) have all sorts of video cameras set up throughout their cavern, can control a Space Titanium robot via voice commands... and their main form of security is a PASSWORD WITHOUT A PEEPHOLE FOR VISUAL VERIFICATION!
In short, our group of heroes use an ancient statue( as well as the gift of song) to awaken King Seesar to defend Japan. King Seesar has the most awesome trait of just about any Kaiju. HE BLOCKS ENERGY BLASTS WITH HIS FACE!!! He can then deflect the blasts back. Too bad he looks like a giant mutant version of the dog Toto.
The real Godzilla, after being hit a few times with lightning, shows up and tagteams with Seesar. MG is able to rock ass on both of them at the same time. Probably because MG is somehow able to regenerate his missile fingers. Godzilla is also scraped and cut several times by a flying MG, making this only the second film where Godzilla actually bleeds (the first being
Godzilla vs. Gigan
).
But wait, it gets better. Somehow, getting struck several times by lightning grants Godzilla the ability to use magnetism. So he keeps MG from flying off Magneto style, and rips his head off for the three count win. The obligatory ensuing explosion knocks him off into the water.
I give this one about a 5. It's entertaining in a campy sense, and it's good monster schlock fun. But
Mothra vs. Godzilla
and
Ghidorah
proved that you can be more entertaining.
Firsts
-appearance of Mechagodzilla
-appearance of King Seesar
Last
-film directed by Jun Fukuda
Only
-Godzilla shows magnetic abilities
Akihiko Hirata Role:
Dr. Hideto
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Terror Of Mechagodzilla (1975)
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Terror Of Mechagodzilla (1975)
Finally, the series is once again put in the hands of Ishiro Honda, and it shows. The title is a bit misleading, as the majority of the terror wrought is by Titanosaurus. A more fitting title would have been
Terror Of Titanosaurus.... with Mechagodzilla
.
Gone are the funky jazz or disco soundtracks, and back are the haunting Akira Ifukube classical scores. This adds a lot to the enjoyment of the film. The overall tone is a lot darker than past movies.
One thing notable about this film is it is the first since
Godzilla Raids Again
that is a direct sequel. It opens up with the closing shots of
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
. It even has the same bad guy aliens who have rebuilt Mechagodzilla. They have recruited a mad scientist, Dr. Mafune (Akihiko Hirata in his final Godzilla related performance) who has studied a surviving species of dinosaur called Titanosaurus. It seems Mafune was once a respected scientist who fell out of favor for believing dinosaurs still existed underwater. Why the idea is so laughable when Tokyo has been decimated by giant lizards several times is never brought up. But since the execution of this movie is much better than the Jun Fukuda movies, it's not a big deal.
Titanosaurus attacks and destroys an Interpol submarine. Interpol is able to trace the knowledge of an underwater dinosaur to Dr. Mafune, but are are told by his daughter that he is dead. It turns out the Planet 3 aliens from the last movie are utilizing his talents to not only control Titanosaurus but rebuild Mechagodzilla as well.
As the plot progresses we learn that the daughter, Katsura, is actually a cyborg with the ability to control Mechagodzilla. The Planet 3 aliens intend to use Mechagodzilla and Titanosaurus to destroy the major cities of the world, thus making Earth their new home. The Planet 3 aliens retain their silver jumpsuits from the previous movie, but have added one of the most ridiculous helmets known to man
Katsura controls Mechagodzilla, who tagteams with Titanosaurus to beat down Godzilla and bury him. T even jumps up and down on the grave. Fortunately the humans have figured out T's weakness: Supersonic Waves. A helicopter flies in and runs off T with the blasts. This allows Godzilla to make a comeback and rip MG to shreds again. Godzilla then finishes off T by staggering him over a cliff.
Firsts:
-Godzilla film to feature any sort of nudity. The scene was cut in the G-rated version I watched, but I hear has been restored in the Toho Master Collection version. They show Katsura getting her cybernetic implants, on the operating table.
-film to be heavily edited in the states for the sake of violence and nudity.
Lasts:
-appearance of Akihiko Hirata. He was set to star in
Return Of Godzilla
(aka
Godzilla 1985
) but passed away shortly before filming.
-film directed by Ishiro Honda. He was set to direct
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 2
in 1993, but again passed away prior to filming.
-It is also the last film to depict Godzilla as a hero. All subsequent films have had Big G as the villain once again, or as the lesser of two evils destroying a planet threatening monster.
-And finally, this is the last of the "Showa" series of Godzilla films. There would not be another film for a good decade, and by that time regular 'Zilla movies were being made. Those films are categorized as the "Heisei" or Vs series. Though in the "fictional" timeline,
Destroy All Monsters
would be the last film since it's set in 1999.
Only
-appearance of Titanosaurus
Akihiko Hirata Role:
Dr. Mafune
Overall this one earns a 6. Maybe a 6.5. It is far more serious than previous entries, but the camp is still there.
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Return Of Godzilla (1984)
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Firsts
-film to completely ignore any previous films sans the original. This was a back to basics approach with Godzilla being a nuclear metaphor.
-duplicate title. It was originally released as simply
Godzilla
, but has been retro-named
Return Of Godzilla
.
-of the "Heisei" series
It was also one of only three movies to have American footage added to it for an American release. The other two were the original and
King Kong vs. Godzilla
.
As said above, this movie ignores all other movies except the original. So Japan has not seen or heard from Godzilla in 30 years. That is, until a fishing boat goes missing. Reporter Goro Maki (Ken Tanaka) stumbles across the vessel by accident. All of the crew are dead, apparently killed by some overgrown slug. The slug is killed by the only survivor, Hiroshi Okumura. After being in shock for some time, Hiroshi says that the ship encountered Godzilla.
Hiroshi's story is kept a secret from the public, much to Goro's dismay. Although he does tell Hiroshi's sister Naoko Okumura (Japanese beauty queen Yasuko Sawaguchi) who was afraid her brother was dead. The reason the story is kept a secret is because the press does not want the public to know about Godzilla, and be thrown into a panic. Goro also meets Dr. Hayashida (Yosuke Natsuki, who took over the role meant for his friend Akihiko Nirata) who educates them on what makes Godzilla. Longtime Godzilla fans may recognize Natsuki from
Ghidorah, The Three Headed Monster
.
Things are complicated when Godzilla attacks and destroys a Soviet submarine. The Soviets blame the Americans, and the Americans are afraid of retaliation. It's then that the existence of Godzilla is revealed. A long, exciting* scene ensues of whether nuclear weapons should be used against Godzilla. Japan ultimately forbids it not only out of fear of nuclear effects, but realizing that Godzilla was creating from nuclear obsession.
During this political turmoil, Godzilla surfaces again and attacks a nuclear power plant, and feeds off the radiation. Goro and Dr. Hayashida realize that Godzilla is somehow attracted to the calls of birds flying south. The put in motion a plan to create a synthesized version utilizing a loudspeaker, hoping to create a defense against him.
Godzilla arrives in Tokyo for his big rampage. He attacks a Soviet missile base, which triggers a nuclear failsafe. One Soviet soldier gives his life trying to stop the device, but ultimately fails. Remember that when we get to the American version.
Fortunately, Japan has a secret weapon, the Super-X! The Super-X uses cadmium weapons to poison Godzilla, and actually has the big guy down for the count....
...until the Soviet nuclear missile is shot down from orbit. The radioactive wave revives Godzilla, allowing him to destroy the Super-X and continue on his rampage.
Dr. Hayashida helps equip his artificial bird call, which leads G out of Tokyo, and near a vlocano, where a trap is triggered and Godzilla collapses into the volcano.
I give this one about a 5. It really dragged at times during the political scenes, and only having Godzilla as the monster seemed a bit dull compared to other movies. It doesn't seem to be made clear whether this is the "same" Godzilla as the original, or simply another monster. It is however a solidly executed film by monster schlock standards. Another fun scene is the recreation of the train wreck that was so famously done in the original.
*really, REALLY boring
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Godzilla 1985 (1985)
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The American version of
Return Of Godzilla
. This is one of the few times where the American version of a Godzilla film is in my opinion superior to the original. Like the original, the Japanese cut ran over 100 minutes, while the American cut runs about 85. Also, many scenes are deleted to make room for American footage filmed in English. Most importantly, Raymond Burr reprises his role as Steve Martin. But likely due to actor Steve Martin becoming a household name, he is referred to as Mr. Martin.
The plot unfolds in the beginning much the same as the original, with the lost boat and the big green slug. A few scenes are inserted that take place in the States to show what Americans think. Gone is the subplot of the coverup to the public. The US government looks to Steve Martin, who has lived a relatively quiet life for the last 30 years, for help in dealing with a potential Godzilla threat.
Remember the Soviet soldier that died trying to stop the nuclear failsafe? Well in the American version he dies trying to
launch
the missile. See, you couldn't paint Soviets in a sympathetic light in 1985...
Anyways despite Martin's cynicism, the US Government goes ahead with precautionary measures as well as shooting the missile out of the sky as before. Martin correctly predicts that any physical measures to stop Godzilla will be futile ("General, I hope you succeed. But no matter the outcome... Godzilla will live").
The resolution is the same as well, with some streamlining of dialogue and deletion of scenes. The final dramatic scenes of Godzilla plummeting into the volcano are accompanied by Raymond Burr voicing over the motto of the film.
"Nature has a way sometimes of reminding Man of just how small he is. She occasionally throws up terrible offsprings of our pride and carelessness to remind us of how puny we really are in the face of a tornado, an earthquake, or a Godzilla. The reckless ambitions of Man are often dwarfed by their dangerous consequences. For now, Godzilla - that strangely innocent and tragic monster - has gone to earth. Whether he returns or not, or is never again seen by human eyes, the things he has taught us remain..."
Allegedly, New World pictures originally wanted to dub the film in a satirical manner, much like Woody Allen's
What's Up Tiger Lilly?
Raymond Burr objected to this, taking the nuclear metaphors of Godzilla seriously. The end result is an entertaining, but again campy attempt at a giant monster movie. I give it a 6, because as I said before, the American version was a better cut for once.
Lasts
-appearance of Steve Martin
-film where Godzilla does not fight another monster
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Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)
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Far better film than I expected it to be, given the ridiculous premise. This movie never had an official release in the States, other than being broadcast on cable a time or two. It is literally the most difficult film to find any English version of, even with torrents. I was only able to track down a subtitled version. I will go into more detail than usual in this review due to this being so hard to find.
This film is a direct sequel to
Return of Godzilla
/
Godzilla 1985
. The climactic scenes are shown while the opening credits roll, right down to Godzilla falling into the volcano. Some of the aftermath is shown with an American reporter talking about the struggle Tokyo has ahead of itself to rebuild.
Some American UN soldiers are scraping up pieces of Godzilla flesh and putting it in cases, presumably for military study. They are killed by a sunglasses-wearing gunmen, who steals the samples.
Dr. Shiragami is an intelligent, daring scientist working in the middle-eastern country of Saradia. He is ready to return him with his daughter, Erika (played by Yasuko Sawaguchi from the previous film). Sadly, the lab they work at is bombed and Erika is killed. Flash forward to the year 1990. A Japanese company is perfecting a "nuclear eating" bacteria. Not only do they see this as a defense against nuclear explosions, but a potential weapon against Godzilla should he return.
Dr. Sheragami is now semi-active in the field of science. He is called upon to continue his work on Godzilla cells from the years past. He declines, blaming his work for the loss of his daughter. He is visited by two women, one of whom (Miki) is a powerful psychic. Miki makes mention that one of Sheragami's roses is calling his name. Sheragami comes to believe that Erika's spirit is still living in one of his rose bushes.
Before long, Dr. Sheragami changes his mind, and joins the Godzilla bacteria project. He secretly blends the 'Zilla cells with the rose bush he believes is inhabited by Erika. Seems like a perfectly logical thing to do... take the only remnant of your daughter and mutate it with Godzilla. I'm sure any loving father would have come to the same decision.
Word gets out that the doctor has the bacteria, and two BioMajor agents (an American based science group with terrorist tactics) break in to steal it. They are caught by the rogue agent from the beginning of the film (who shall henceforth be known as Ringo due to his resemblance to a secret agent version of Ringo Starr) and a firefight breaks out. The fight is broken up by large mutated vines that ensnare and kill one of the BioMajors. The other jumps out the window as Ringo is grabbed. Ringo is able to free himself, but fails at retrieving the bacteria.
The next morning, Dr, Sheragami's lab is in shreds, with a huge hole made in the wall. There are also little bits of mutant plant and human remains littered about. The doctor's creation has broken free, and soon takes root in the shallow ocean in the form of a giant rose. Sheragami confesses his experiments, and names the plant Biollante, after a plant in Norse mythology that had a human soul. I've never hear that in Norse mythology, but my knowledge of Norse mythos is limited to Thor comic books.
Japan then gets a demand from BioMajor that they hand over the anti-nuke bacteria. They have set bombs around the volcano where Godzilla is imprisoned, and will free him if they do not comply. How they were able to plant the many thousands of tons of explosives necessary without being noticed is never explained... Japan agrees, and the remaining BioMajor thief from the lab shows up to collect the bacteria. Ringo shows up, kills the agent, and runs off with the bacteria. The volcano bombs are detonated, and Godzilla is freed to rampage once again. Biollante somehow hears Godzilla, and begins "calling out to him", presumably psychically.
The Japanese Government unleash the Super X2, a stronger version of the Super-X with the ability to channel back Godzilla's breath attack. It is also controlled remotely so it's crew doesn't suffer the same fate as the original. And it does a good job against Godzilla... until the main weapon starts to melt and it is forced to retreat.
Godzilla eventually confronts Biollante. It soon becomes apparent that G's atomic breath has a strange effect of Biollante's physiology. Biollante flares up in a big ball of flame and sparks flutter into the sky.
Japan has now assembled several rockets with the anti-nuke bacteria, and are ready to use it on Godzilla. They lure Godzilla into the target area and hit him with four of the rockets. One even places squarely in his mouth. Unfortunately, the bacteria seems to have no effect. It's theorized that since Godzilla is cold-blooded, his lower body temperature may be slowing or stopping the bacteria. They enact a plan to use microwave weapons to increase G's body temperature.
They fail miserably... until Biollante returns in an evolved, more mutated, and far more ugly form. The two monsters duel, with Biollante now dwarfing Godzilla. Eventually though, Godzilla's breath destroys Biollante... but the struggle was enough to raise G's temperature to the point where the bacteria takes effect, and he falls into the ocean. As Biollante burns to death, Dr. Sheragami sees the image of his daughter rise into the sky, thanking him.
Sheragami is hailed as a national hero by his boss, who pleads with him to continue his reasearch. But Sheragami vows to end his experiments. It's the attitude of using science to create weapons that created Godzilla and Biollante in the first place. As Sheragami walks away, he is suddenly shot by Ringo. Dr. Kirishimi (Sheragami's assistant through all this) catches up to Ringo and fights him. Ringo looks to have won, but he is standing on one of the microwave pads used against Godzilla, and is incinerated.
Kirishimi (who had formed a relationship with Miki's teacher) realizes that there is good and evil everywhere in the world, and decides not to go with her to America. Suddenly, Godzilla leers above them... his temperature lowered by crashing into the water. But Godzilla swims out to sea, possibly aware of his temperature condition.
Sheragami's body is placed in a tent, presumably awaiting the return home for burial, when Erika voices over the moral of the film: How humans should remeber this day and rise above their petty selfishness. The film ends with a shot of Godzilla continuing to swim out to sea.
Roll credits....
This film had very good effects when compared to the previous installments. Godzilla still did ultimately look like a man in a suit, it's just a really good suit. Biollante is truly one of the ugliest creations ever put into a 'Zilla film, and probably would legitimately give young children nightmares.
"It's as if the Little Shop Of Horrors plant were designed by Satan..."
Overall this is a better film than expected. Good effects (real helicopters and jets used!), good directing, and a good humanistic theme despite the wacky premise of a soul taking residence in a plant. I give this one a 6. As I said before, this one is very hard to find in the States. But given one of the plotlines involves what are essentially terrorists with American ties, it's easy to see why.
Only
-appearance of Biollante, though the history is used in a future film
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Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991)
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Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991)
Quite campy, and not very good at explaining the whole time continuum thing, but it's an enjoyable film nonetheless.
The film begins with a stinger of two people in a submarine in the year 2204 (the sub strangely looks like a present day sub) overlooking the body of a dead King Ghidorah.
Cut back to 1992. Dashing reporter Terasawa (who looks like a Japanese Elvis) is investigating claims of a dinosaur sighted during WWII, and how it saved a Japanese platoon from American forces. He theorizes that this dinosaur is what later mutated into Godzilla. His story is pretty much confirmed by a tycoon named Shindo, who was part of the Japanese platoon that was saved.
A UFO appears over Japan, piloted by two Western looking men: Wilson (in a purple suit) and some guy that looks like Three Stooges Larry with a haircut. With them is a Japanese woman named Emiko (or Emi). They come to warn Japan of the dangers that are ahead. Godzilla will destroy Japan, and they propose to go back to WWII to teleport the dino from its location and prevent it from becoming Godzilla in the first place. Thus altering time and saving countless lives.
The Japanese Government agrees... the poor saps. Anybody that has any sci-fi knowledge knows what's really at work here. Wilson and Larry are up to no good and things are falling right into their plans.
Emi, Elvis, Miki (from the Biollante movie, and a regular in the Hensei series) and an android named M11 travel back to 1944 along with a couple critters called Dorats. They witness the incident of the young Godzilla (in his unaltered dino form) squishing the American force, saving the Japanese platoon. This scene caused some controversy in America because some Americans thought it was an anti-American sentiment. Of course, we've made movies shooting up Japanese all the time, but some Japs squish some Americans and we get our panties in a wad...
A gag here is that an American Major (not sure what a Major is doing on a Navy battleship) sees the time travel craft land. He's excited to tell his son someday. His name? Major Spielberg...
M11 successfully teleports the dino away, and they heroes fly off for their own time... but Emi secretly lets the Dorats out the door before taking off.
"I will hug them and squeeze them and call them George... or Ghidorah..."
"HEY YOU GUYYYYYS!!"
Back in 1992, Godzilla is not around... and King Ghidorah shows up wreaking havoc. Emi feels this is a double cross, and goes back to Elvis to spill her guts about the Futurians' plans. they want to eliminate Japan from history.
Here is where things get interesting. A group of Shindo's men take a nuclear sub to the location of the dino body, hoping to re-create Godzilla with nuclear missiles. But to their surprise, they find GODZILLA still recovering from his condition brought about at the end of
Godzilla vs. Biollante
. The irony is that history wasn't changed, but
fulfilled
. Godzilla destroys the sub and absorbs its power, curing his condition and becoming almost twice the size as before... AND HE'S NOT HAPPY!!
Godzilla shows up on land and battles Ghidorah, blowing one of its heads off. Japan is now at the mercy of Godzilla, but Emi has a plan! She and M11 bolt back off to the future to use 23rd Century technology to revive Ghidorah.
Another scene of irony is Godzilla rampaging through the city, and finding the building Shindo owns. Shindo sees Godzilla, remembers the time in WWII, and seems to embrace his fate with open arms as Godzilla reduces his tower to rubble. Shortly afterward, Emi shows up in the new creation MECHA-KING GHIDORAH, now with M11's brain built in. She goes a few rounds with Godzilla, eventually entangling him and dropping him into the sea.
Why should Godzillas have all the mecha versions?
Finally, Emi flies off triumphantly into the future, telling Elvis that she's a distant descendant of his.
This one gets a 5. It is campy, and the whole time travel story is a bit whacked when you think about it. Why would the Futurians need help from 1992? Why not just do the job themselves? Once Emi realized the error, why didn't she go back again and change the past back to what it was? Why didn't they just teleport the dino into space or something?
It's also funny seeing 23rd century villains that still use CRT monitors, QWERTY keyboards, vector graphics, and CD storage. In fact, when Emi reprograms M11 to make him a good guy, she doesn't even have to bypass any security or write any code. She just switches around a few CDs in his head.
To top it off, the effects actually looked better in
Godzilla vs. Biollante
. The beaming and flying technology obviously uses cutouts, and M11 pulling a Lee Majors and running at high speeds just looks so laughable it should be made into an animated GIF....
Firsts
-King Ghidorah playing any sort of hero role. Albeit resurrected in Mecha-King Ghidorah form.
-appearance of Mecha-King Ghidorah
Only
-appearance of the unaltered dinosaur form of Godzilla (sans a flashback montage in
Final Wars
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Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992)
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Overall I liked this a lot better than
GvKG
. This movie is especially notable for the appearance of a new Kaiju: Battra, the "Anti-Mothra".
A meteor strikes the Earth, uncovering a giant egg. This is of course a Mothra Egg. Keep in mind that these Heisei films ignore all the classic movies sans the original Godzilla, so this is a retelling of Mothra.
A Japanese Indiana Jones (Takuya), his ex-wife, and an assistant from the Maratumo company (Kenji) leave to explore the island. Mr. Maratumo sees the egg as a chance for profit (possibly a thrwoback to the 1964 film). The three meet the Mothra Twins, who tell them the story of Mothra and Battra. Mothra and Battra are the antithesis of each other, with Mothra helping nature and Battra being wrath. However Battra went mad and started destroying eveything. Mothra fought to stop Battra, and the two eventually lay dormant for millennia.
Battra, the not very nice Anti-Mothra
The other problem the meteor caused is it awoke Godzilla, who always seems cranky when he wakes up. Godzilla and Battra (still in larva stage) fight in the ocean and collapse in an underwater volcano. Their appearance has one of my favorite lines in all of Giant Monster filmmaking.
"What is it? Do you think it could be a giant monster traveling belowe the surface?"
Takuya and his ex return to Japan with the Mothra Twins, but Kenji takes them and presents them to Maratumo as an opportunity for commercial spokespeople. Naturally, the Twins do not want this, and are trying to warn people that Mothra will attack if mankind does not watch themselves. Indeed Mothra does show up in larva form and starts trashing the city. When she sees the Twins are OK, she starts cocooning herself.
Shortly, Godzilla and Battra (in adult form) both reappear. Mothra hatches, and starts combatting Battra. Godzilla shows up, and the final 20-30 minutes of the film is a three way dance between them. One of the better booked fights in all of Giant Monster movies.
In the fight, Battra and Mothra eventually put their thousands of years of issues aside and double team on G. They carry him out to see, but Battra is mortally wounded in the struggle.
This one earns a solid 7. The story is passable sci-fi, and the effects still have that "guy in a suit" look, but this was still before computer effects were the norm in filmmaking of course. And the final throwdown between the monsters is good Kaiju fun. You have to be a Giant Monster fan to like it, but as far as Giant Monster movies go it's definitely high on the list.
Firsts
-appearance of Mothra in the Heisei series
Only
-appearance of Battra
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Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993)
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Japan's Special Forces (or JSDF) have recovered the body of Mecha-King Ghidorah, and have utilized its technologies to make two weapons: A flying cannon called Garuda, and Mechagodzilla. While on a mission, a team discovers another large egg, though this one is nowhere near the size of the Mothra Egg. Soon after its discover, both Rodan and Godzilla show up. It's notable that Godzilla appears less than 15 minutes into this film. Anyways, G pretty much mops the floor with Rodan and leaves him for dead. The humans take the egg and return to Japan.
Shortly afterwards the egg hatches into a baby godzilla. Humans keep it for a time, but soon Miki realizes that Baby is somehow psychically linked to both Godzilla and Rodan. Not long after Baby's birth, G comes to Japan shores in search of his "son".
G Force (the special forces team created to combat Godzilla) appear in Mechagodzilla. They actually do pretty well, until Godzilla is able to reverse his nuclear energy and fry out MG. He then continues his rampage, basically ignoring MG once he knocks it down. When Godzilla can't find Baby, he trots off to the sea.
Tests on Godzilla show that Baby has a second brain in his butt. No I'm not kidding. JSDF conclude that Godzilla must also have a second brain, and adjust their plans. The final act is a clash between MG and Rodan, and finally a knockdown dragout between MG and Godzilla. MechaGodzilla
royally hands Godzilla his butt
, and literally has G down for the count with a broken back and broken buttbrain, until Rodan makes a final run in and somehow transfers his essence into Godzilla. Godzilla stands back up, even stronger than before and lays MG to waste with a new red breath.
Godzilla and Baby then head off somberly into the ocean.
This one gets a 6.5. I liked the story in GvM much better, but this had the best effects yet. Adding Baby into the mix made Godzilla into a sympathetic father figure, and as you know by now I like my Godzilla butt nasty and without any reason of right or wrong. Smashing and feeding of radiation is what he does.
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Firsts
-appearance of Mechagodzilla in the Heisei series
-appearance of BabyGodzilla
Last
-appearance of Mecha-King Ghidorah (hey, he's dead!)
Only
-appearance of Rodan in the Heisei series
It's also worth noting that Ishiro Honda was originally slated to direct this film, but died in 1993 shortly before filming began.
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